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Redneck Audiologist Lyrics by: Gyl Kasewurm Sung to the tune of: Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson Performed by: Gyl Kasewurm Lyrics: Well, I ain’t never been the Robyn Cox type I don’t dig those acronyms I’d rather sell hearing aids In an office, with surround sound Or in a nursing home I can sell those hearing aids no matter where I roam Some people look down on me but I don’t give a rip I’ll keep on selling those hearing aids and earn myself a trip Cause I’m a redneck Dr., Ain’t no high class broad I’m just a product of Central I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my Hi Pro all year long And I know all the words to all Gus Mueller’s favorite songs So here's to all my sisters out there sellin’ CICs Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck Docs like me, hell yeah I’ve done diagnostics Well, that stuff’s real nice But I can sell my hearing aids And earn ten times the price Well you might think I’m trashy A little too hard core But last time that I took a look It still said Dr on my door Cause I’m a redneck Dr. ,Ain’t no high class broad I’m just a product of Central I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my Hi Pro all year long And I know all the words to all Gus Mueller’s favorite songs So here's to all my sisters out there sellin’ CICs Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck Docs like me, hell yeah Cause I’m a redneck Dr. ,Ain’t no high class broad I’m just a product of Central I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my Hi Pro all year long And I know all the words to all Gus Mueller’s favorite songs So here's to all my sisters out there sellin’ CICs Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck Docs like me, hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Hell yeah I said hell yeah! Song History / Background: Gyl Kasewurm runs a private practice in St. Joseph, MI. unReal ID: 112 // Date Created: 2006-06-27 // Last Updated: 2006-06-28