Lyrics by: Andi Seibold
Sung to the tune of: Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson
Well, I ain’t never been the speech path type
No I can’t make boardmaker shapes, I’d rather fit aids all right
In a clinic, or in a hospital, or from my own sweet practice site
I got brochures on my wall accented by track lights
Some people think I’m crazy, but I don’t give a rip
I’ll stand in my scrubs and high heels with my OAE tips
Cuz I’m an ear doc woman, I ain’t no desk job broad
I’m just a product of my trainin’, I say “cowboy and baseball”
And I’ll keep my Texas license in my office all year round
And I know all the words to SCAN, it makes my poor head pound
So here’s to all my sisters out there gettin’ Au.D.s
Let me get a good night’s sleep so I can pass my Praxis please, oh yeah
The Goldman Fristoe, yeah that test’s real nice
But I can test for hearing loss in a booth that sounds real quiet
And still get giddy, just as giddy, as those fancy SLPs
All I need is an otoscope to make work fun for me
If you think I’m obsessive, a little OCD,
It’t just the way we have to be to get that Au.D.
Cuz I’m an ear doc woman, I ain’t no desk job broad
I’m just a product of my trainin’, I say “cowboy and baseball”
And I count the days til Autumn
when it’s time for triple A
And even more for 2008 when it’s graduation day
So here’s to all my sisters out there getting’ Au.D.s
Let us all get 4th-year sites that are paying externs please, oh yeah!
These lyrics were written by Andi Seibold who is currently an AuD student at UNT.
unReal ID: 111 // Date Created: 2006-06-27 // Last Updated: 2006-06-27
