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My Clump Lyrics by: Andi Seibold Sung to the tune of: My Hump by Black Eyed Peas Performed by: Andi Seibold and Spencer “DJ Bizzie” Petersen Featured Song Sample: Listen to My Clump performed by Andi Seibold and Spencer DJ Bizzie Petersen - mp3 - opens new window Lyrics: Whatcha gonna do with all that wax, all that wax up in that trap I’m a gonna get get get that wax, get that wax up out my trap. My clump my clump, My clump my clump my clump My clump my clump my clump my gunky waxy chunks Check it out I drive my doctor crazy, the Au.D., he hates me He looks down at my TM but can’t get past cerumen Hearing aid gets feedback and what the heck’s a wax trap? He tells me I need cleanin’, I ask him what he’s meanin’ My ear canal’s occluded; it needs to be remov-ed Q-tips keep impactin that goop down in my trap and I just can’t keep from pushin that wax down and it’s smooshin’ I hate that irrigation, so what’s the next rotation for my clump (clump), My clump my clump My clump (clump) I hate that waxy gunk (gunk) My chunk my chunk my chunk (chunk), my chunk has got you She’s got me cleanin’ How much really can there be, my ear canal is tiny She’s got me cleanin’ I am so impatient I’m an, impatient patient What you gonna do with all this wax, all this wax inside your trap I’m a gonna make you get that wax, all that wax up out my trap Whatcha gonna do when all that wax all that wax pulls off your trap? I’m a gonna hit the roof and scream, I will scream I will scream Cuz of my clump, my clump my clump my clump My clump my clump my clump I hate that waxy gunk Check it out (male rap) I met a man down at the VA he said hey, hey hey yea please stay I will be your patient, and my name is Sonny ‘Member time is money Got this naggin deep down in my ear Way deep down there in my ear Get it out from in my ear, can you do it riiiiiiiiiiight? I’ll sit here very kindly and try not to be whiney I see him searchin in his drawer Otoscopes, and tips, and more Tools to clean my clump clump Curettes for my chunk chunk (pause)He can look but he can’t touch it If it hurts me I’m a (pause) start some drama Real Queen of the Drama No, no drama, you don’t want my drama Please don’t make this take all day Faster is the better way Quick just like a band-aid (pause) Remove my clump My clump, my clump my clump my clump My chunk my chunk my chunk, My chunk my chunk my chunk My yucky waxy gunk (gunk) My yucky waxy chunk (chunk) My yucky waxy gunk (gunk) In the back and in the front (chunk) My wax has got you She’s got me diggin’ Oh, lookin’ at me with a headlamp, spelunkin’ for that wax lump She’s got me diggin’ He has got a currete ready, I hope his hands are steady Whatcha gonna do to keep that wax, keep that wax up out your trap? I’m a gonna come to you each year, for my ear for you to clear What I’m gonna do my clumpy dear is recommend an open ear You know that my ear is nice and clear nice and clear I can hear! My clump, my clump, my clump my clump my clump my clump, my clump my clump that yucky waxy gunk Hey it’s out! Song History / Background: From the lyricist: "There are some things in audiology that are just dang interesting to think about- like earmolds, wax traps, and the ever-popular cerumen and cerumen removal. While pondering these topics, it occurred to me that I need to create a song about earwax. Just then a familiar song popped into my head, which placed emphasis on the word “lump” ... then I thought about wax lumps in your ear, and behold, the birth of My Clump. A song all about the woes of cerumen removal and the joys of finally getting it out." Andi Seibold is an Au.D. student at the University of North Texas. unReal ID: 110 // Date Created: 2006-06-27 // Last Updated: 2006-12-13