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I want my Au.D. Lyrics by: Fred Rahe Sung to the tune of: Money for Nothing: I want my MTV by Dire Straits Performed by: The AudBalls Featured Song Sample: Listen to I want my AuD - mp3 - opens new window Lyrics: Look at them doctors, that’s the way you do it Go to college get your AuD Now look at them doctors, that’s the way you do it Money for knowledge, no more tests for free We gotta test for middle ear function, reflex testing and tympanometry We gotta make these ear mold impressions, we gotta fit these ITEs Look at that doctor, yeah buddy that’s called real ear That doctor’s going to test that patient’s hearing He’s going to make that patient hear No that ain’t working, that’s the way you do it Money for knowledge, no more tests for free We gotta do some speech discrimination, PB function and S R T We gotta make these ear mold impressions, we gotta fit these ITEs We gotta test for cochlear emissions with something new called O A E We gotta make these ear mold impressions, we gotta fit these ITEs Now I should have learned to manage cerumen I should have learned to view that drum Look at that curette, he’s got it sticking in the ear canal..Man, we could have some fun And what’s that masking noises? Coming from the earphones at 100dB No that ain’t working, that’s the way you do it Money for knowledge, no more tests for free We’ve gotta test for 8th nerve lesions with ABR and ENG We gotta make these ear mold impressions, we gotta fit these ITEs No that ain’t working, that’s the way you do it Money for knowledge, no more tests for free I want my, I want my I want my AuD…. I want my, I want my I want my AuD…. Song History / Background: The AudBalls (band members), left to right in picture, are: John Chonka Fred Rahe Mike Adamowicz The "Ossicles" (back up dancers) are Sandi Hopper Jana Ziegberman Jamie Angus unReal ID: 108 // Date Created: 2006-02-20 // Last Updated: 2006-02-22