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Earwax Lyrics by: Chris Vicente Sung to the tune of: Love Shack by the B-52s Featured Song Sample: Listen to Earwax! - mp3 - opens new window Lyrics: Female in pink; male in blue If you see an earcanal that is full of the goo     Just say, come here and I’ll take your EARWAX! He’s got earwax I’m heading down the canal with my scope     Looking for big chunks of the wax     Stuck to either side of the ear canal I’ve got a curet, it’s as big as a whale     And it’s heading on down your ear canal I’ve got a curet and it digs like a shovel     So hurry up and bring your ear right over The earwax is a little old problem, for most hearing aid users Earwax baby The earwax baby Earwax, he’s got earwax Earwax, he’s got earwax Earwax, he’s got earwax Earwax, he’s got earwax Dr. says stay away audiologists, cuz I’m the remover of earwax Well they come to us, with their hearing aids clogged     And they say to us would you please take my wax Cerumen on the mattress Cerumen on the pillow Cerumen on the hearing aid Cerumen on the curet The earwax is a little old problem, for most hearing aid users     Earwax baby     Earwax baby Earwax, that’s where it’s at Earwax, that’s where it’s at Scooping and poking, digging and a scraping     Getting next to nothing, cuz it sticks to the hairs The hairs need trimming The hairs need trimming The hairs need trimming Removing the cerumen, cerumen, cerumen, cerumen Everybody’s movin, everybody’s grooving baby     Folks lining up outside just to get cleaned Everybody’s moving, everybody’s grooving baby     Funky earwax, funky earwax! I’ve got a curet, it’s as big as a whale     And it’s heading on down your ear canal I’ve got a curet and it digs like a shovel     So hurry up and bring your ear right over The earwax is a little old problem, for most hearing aid users Earwax baby The earwax baby Earwax, he’s got earwax Earwax, he’s got earwax Earwax, he’s got earwax Earwax, he’s got earwax Dig, dig, dig, in his ear baby     Dig a little deeper Dig, dig, dig, in his ear baby     I can’t hear you Dig, dig, dig in his ear baby     Dig a little deeper sugar Dig, dig, dig in his ear baby Dig, dig, dig in his ear baby Dig, dig, dig in his ear baby DIG, DIG…..     In his ear baby DIG, DIG…..     In his ear baby DIG, DIG…..     In his ear baby You have what???     IMPACTED CERUMEN! Song History / Background: This song was originally written for a FLASHA Revue back in the early to mid 1990’s. unReal ID: 106 // Date Created: 2006-02-20 // Last Updated: 2006-05-23