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PROBE Lyrics by: Chris Vicente Sung to the tune of: VOGUE by Madonna Performed by: Chris Vicente (vocals), Jennifer DeBoodt, Kristi Reeves, Fred Cobb, Stephan Condill, Dave Fabry, Gus Mueller, inflatable KEMAR, and roadie/manager Karey Atkinson. Featured Song Sample: Listen to PROBE - mp3 - opens new window Lyrics: Look around, everywhere you turn it’s probe-mic     It’s everywhere that you go (that’s what it’s for) You try, everything you can to escape     The soundfield measures you know If all else fails, and you long to be     Something better than you are today I know a way that you can get away     It’s called REAL EAR and here’s what its for so Come on PROBE, fit all hearing aids with this method     Hey, hey, hey Come on PROBE, it’s not hard to learn how to use it     You know you can do it All you need, is your own real ear equipment     So you can show what you know Go inside, put the probe next to the eardrum     And get your REUR The next step is to put the hearing aid in     Adjust the volume control You are now measuring the most important value     It’s the aided response That’s REAR Come on Probe, fit all hearing aids with this method Come on Probe, it’s not hard to learn how to use it     You know you can do it Real ear’s where you find it     No more soundfield measurement So before you order an aid, make sure you get your MCL…. LDL….REUR Prior to the Order Come on Probe, fit all hearing aids with this method     Hey, hey, hey Come on Probe, it’s not hard to learn how to use it     You know you can do it Real ear’s where you find it…Real ear’s where you find it… NAL and POGO     DSL and PASCO Cox, Berger and Libby are keen     And they’re in every magazine Gus Muller, Hawkins, Dave     Picture of hearing aid kings Dave Fabry, Mead Killion     Jerry Northern, loves your ears They have style, they have grace     Good old Kemar, gave good face Gustav, Jerry, David, too     What a great book, we love you Patients with an attitude     Audiologists in the mood Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it Use the probe, there’s nothing to it Probe…. Song History / Background: This song was originally written for the "FLASHA Revue" at a Florida Speech Language and Hearing Association in 1994. The original performers were Chris Vicente, Lee Schendel and Trish Blake-Rhater, Jerry Northern and Gus Mueller. It was also performed a few years later at the Orlando ASHA convention, and most recently (in pictures) at the AAA convention in Washington, D.C. unReal ID: 105 // Date Created: 2006-02-20 // Last Updated: 2006-02-23