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Bell Tone Hearing Aid
Lyrics by: L.A. Miller
Sung to the tune of: Rasberry Beret by Prince

Lyrics:
Grandpa Prince

1 2 1 2 3

Huh?

I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was Mr. McGee
I told him several times that he'd lost his mind
'cause he just couldn't hear me

Seems like I was busy yelling something or perhaps nothing
No different than the day before
That's when I saw her, Hey, I said I SAW HER
She walked in through the out door, out door

She wore a
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
The kind U find in a Walgreen's store
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
'Cuz she was so old she couldn't hear no more
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
Can't you speak lo-uh-uh-der?

Built like they were
She had 2 ask
If I could check and see
what might be wrong

So, look here
I put new batteries in the backs
And-a-she went on listening
To me down at old man Johnson's farm

I said now, old ladies never turned me on
But something about the clouds and her mixed

She-e-e wasn't 2 bright
But I could hear when she kissed me
A shrill whistle from her ear

She wore a
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
The kind U find in a Walgreen's store
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
'Cuz she was so old she couldn't hear no more
Bell Tone Hearing Aid
Can't you speak lo-uh-uh-der?

The rain sounds so cool when it hits the barn roof
And the horses wonder who U are
If you close your eyes you don't have to see
That she ain't a movie star

Listen
Put them in your ears so you can hear me
But it was no good
and I got the chance 2 say it all again

She nearly had a stroke
'Cause she listened very close
With both those aides cranked up to ten

(Bell Tone Hearing Aid)
The kind U find (The kind U find)
The kind U find (In a Walgreen's store)
Oh no no
(Bell Tone Hearing Aid)
(She was so old)
Where have all the Bell Tone women gone? (She couldn't hear no more)
WHAT? (Bell Tone Hearing Aid)

I think I... I think I... I think I love her

(Bell Tone Hearing Aid)
No No No
No No No (The kind U find)
(In a Walgreen's store)
(Bell Tone hearing Aid)
Tell me
Where have all the Bell Tone women gone? (And she was so old she)
(Couldn't hear no more)
(Bell Tone hearing Aid)
I think I love...

Song History / Background:
The earGuys found this on the internet. Feel free to insert the name of your favorite hearing aid manuf. or you can subsitute with one of the battery companies, etc.


unReal ID: 109 // Date Created: 2006-06-22 // Last Updated: 2006-06-22


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