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Earwax
Lyrics by: Chris Vicente
Sung to the tune of: Love Shack by the B-52s

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Lyrics:
Female in pink; male in blue

If you see an earcanal that is full of the goo
    Just say, come here and I’ll take your

EARWAX!
He’s got earwax

I’m heading down the canal with my scope
    Looking for big chunks of the wax
    Stuck to either side of the ear canal

I’ve got a curet, it’s as big as a whale
    And it’s heading on down your ear canal
I’ve got a curet and it digs like a shovel
    So hurry up and bring your ear right over

The earwax is a little old problem, for most hearing aid users
Earwax baby
The earwax baby

Earwax, he’s got earwax
Earwax, he’s got earwax
Earwax, he’s got earwax
Earwax, he’s got earwax

Dr. says stay away audiologists, cuz I’m the remover of earwax
Well they come to us, with their hearing aids clogged
    And they say to us would you please take my wax

Cerumen on the mattress
Cerumen on the pillow
Cerumen on the hearing aid
Cerumen on the curet

The earwax is a little old problem, for most hearing aid users
    Earwax baby
    Earwax baby

Earwax, that’s where it’s at
Earwax, that’s where it’s at

Scooping and poking, digging and a scraping
    Getting next to nothing, cuz it sticks to the hairs

The hairs need trimming
The hairs need trimming
The hairs need trimming
Removing the cerumen, cerumen, cerumen, cerumen

Everybody’s movin, everybody’s grooving baby
    Folks lining up outside just to get cleaned

Everybody’s moving, everybody’s grooving baby
    Funky earwax, funky earwax!

I’ve got a curet, it’s as big as a whale
    And it’s heading on down your ear canal

I’ve got a curet and it digs like a shovel
    So hurry up and bring your ear right over

The earwax is a little old problem, for most hearing aid users
Earwax baby
The earwax baby

Earwax, he’s got earwax
Earwax, he’s got earwax
Earwax, he’s got earwax
Earwax, he’s got earwax

Dig, dig, dig, in his ear baby
    Dig a little deeper

Dig, dig, dig, in his ear baby
    I can’t hear you

Dig, dig, dig in his ear baby
    Dig a little deeper sugar

Dig, dig, dig in his ear baby
Dig, dig, dig in his ear baby
Dig, dig, dig in his ear baby

DIG, DIG…..
    In his ear baby

DIG, DIG…..
    In his ear baby

DIG, DIG…..
    In his ear baby

You have what???
    IMPACTED CERUMEN!

Song History / Background:
This song was originally written for a FLASHA Revue back in the early to mid 1990’s.


unReal ID: 106 // Date Created: 2006-02-20 // Last Updated: 2006-05-23


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