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The Probe Singers PROBE
Lyrics by: Chris Vicente
Sung to the tune of: VOGUE by Madonna
Performed by: Chris Vicente (vocals), Jennifer DeBoodt, Kristi Reeves, Fred Cobb, Stephan Condill, Dave Fabry, Gus Mueller, inflatable KEMAR, and roadie/manager Karey Atkinson.

Featured Song Sample:
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Lyrics:
Look around, everywhere you turn it’s probe-mic
    It’s everywhere that you go (that’s what it’s for)
You try, everything you can to escape
    The soundfield measures you know
If all else fails, and you long to be
    Something better than you are today
I know a way that you can get away
    It’s called REAL EAR and here’s what its for so

Come on PROBE, fit all hearing aids with this method
    Hey, hey, hey
Come on PROBE, it’s not hard to learn how to use it
    You know you can do it

All you need, is your own real ear equipment
    So you can show what you know
Go inside, put the probe next to the eardrum
    And get your REUR
The next step is to put the hearing aid in
    Adjust the volume control
You are now measuring the most important value
    It’s the aided response
That’s REAR

Come on Probe, fit all hearing aids with this method
Come on Probe, it’s not hard to learn how to use it
    You know you can do it

Real ear’s where you find it
    No more soundfield measurement
So before you order an aid, make sure you get your
MCL…. LDL….REUR Prior to the Order

Come on Probe, fit all hearing aids with this method
    Hey, hey, hey
Come on Probe, it’s not hard to learn how to use it
    You know you can do it

Real ear’s where you find it…Real ear’s where you find it…
NAL and POGO
    DSL and PASCO
Cox, Berger and Libby are keen
    And they’re in every magazine
Gus Muller, Hawkins, Dave
    Picture of hearing aid kings
Dave Fabry, Mead Killion
    Jerry Northern, loves your ears
They have style, they have grace
    Good old Kemar, gave good face
Gustav, Jerry, David, too
    What a great book, we love you

Patients with an attitude
    Audiologists in the mood
Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it
Use the probe, there’s nothing to it
Probe….

Song History / Background:
This song was originally written for the "FLASHA Revue" at a Florida Speech Language and Hearing Association in 1994. The original performers were Chris Vicente, Lee Schendel and Trish Blake-Rhater, Jerry Northern and Gus Mueller. It was also performed a few years later at the Orlando ASHA convention, and most recently (in pictures) at the AAA convention in Washington, D.C.







unReal ID: 105 // Date Created: 2006-02-20 // Last Updated: 2006-02-23


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